Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Types of Octopi

* - Never before seen by man, probably impossible
** - Never even conceived in art/literature
*** - Most likely not even real in any parallel universe
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This page contains the scientific word for a "Pus" (see below ↓↓↓) with x amount of tentacles.

Now don't get confused! The word "Pi" in this case has nothing to do with the math symbol and/or Greek letter, "Pi". π It is merely a plural of "Pus".

What is a "Pus"? Well, it's a cephalopod, like the octopus, but a more general term.

Average Pi
Monopus (AKA Unipus OR Apus) ^
    - 1 Tentacle
Duopus (AKA Bipus) ^ ^
    - 2 Tentacles
Tripus ^
    - 3 Tentacles
Quadrapus (AKA Tetrapus) ^
    - 4 Tentacles
Pentapus (AKA Quintapus) ^
    - 5 Tentacles
Hexapus (AKA Sextepus)
    - 6 Tentacles
    - Good example is Henry the Hexapus ^
Septopus (AKA Heptapus) ^
    - 7 Tentacles
Octopus ^
    - 8 Tentacles
    - Most common
Nonapus (AKA Enneapus) ^
    - 9 Tentacles
Decapus (AKA Dekapus) ^
    - 10 Tentacles
Hendecapus ^
    - 11 Tentacles
Dodecapus ^
    - 12 Tentacles
Császárapus *
    - 14 Tentacles
Icosapus *
    - 20 Tentacles



Absurd Pi
Nullipus ^
    - 0 Tentacles
    - Pretty useless
    - Terrible swimmer
Semipus
    - 1/2 Tentacle
    - Also pretty useless, but not as much
Pentacontakaiheptapus
    - 57 Tentacles
Centapus (AKA Hectopus) *
    - 100 Tentacles
    - Probably a fantastic swimmer
257-pus **
    - 257 Tentacles, as the name suggests
Kilopus (AKA Millipus OR Chiliapus) *
    - 1,000 Tentacles
    - Let's hope you don't encounter one of these
Myriapus **
    - 10,000 Tentacles
Pentakismyriahexakisquiliotetracosiohexacontapentápus **
    - 56,465 Tentacles
65537-pus **
    - 65,537 Tentacles, as the name suggests
Megapus (AKA Gigapus) **
    - 1 Million Tentacles
    - Pus Version of The Kraken
Decakismyriakipus ***
    - 10300003 Tentacles
    - What?!
Apeiropus (AKA Infinipus) ***
    - Infinite tentacles
Antipus ***
    - A pus made of antimatter
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General Names for Pi
Polypus (AKA Multipus)
    - Any pus with multiple tentacles
Artiopus
    - Any pus with an even amount of tentacles
Anisopus
    - Any pus with an uneven (odd) amount of tentacles
Photopus
    - A pus with a vivid color
Pussaphobe
    - Someone/something that is afraid of any type of pi
    - Adjective form is "Pussaphobic"
Pussaphile
    - Someone/something romantically attracted to pi
Pussavore
    - Someone/something that has a strict diet of eating pi

3 comments:

  1. I know this correction is a bit cliché, but 'octopi' is officially an incorrect plural of octopus. Both 'octopuses' and 'octopodes' are accepted plurals but regardless, the title here should read 'Types of Octopus' since each type is single.

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    1. someone get this clown out of here

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